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21/4/2007 Woofuckinghoo!Check me out writing a new blog and shit!
To be fair I aint got a clue to write except go see me lil bros new vids from his acoustic night last week, I think it was last week, god knows, I was a bit tipsy, remember Posh getting a piggy back off Will round town and I undid her trousers, oops....
Reet, went off on a tangent there as normal, his new vids are on my myspace www.myspace.com/queenfrithness also my lil mini me Bobbins did a vid for Will Scarlett to her fav tune of his 'Coffee Mate' which is on there an all, she's so motherfucking gangsta she takes after her mum with the "loving to dress up and be a tit" crap. I'd stick them on here as I see you can now but I really can't be arsed.
That be all for now fact fans, I may post sumat again shortly but I doubt it.
:)
xxx
30/1/2007 BEST THING EVEROw do spacktards, well I aint wrote anything on here for a while, but for those that still manage to find there way here I have a treat for you here I think you may all rather enjoy it.
Till the next time I remember this is here...... 21/8/2006 Ow do strangersRealised I aint written anything on here for AGES so thought I should really. Well as its holidays I havn't done much due to the influx of children I've recieved and looked after for everyone. Oh joy! Lucky its college time soon so I can escape again, that also means Bobs will be starting school and I'm gonna miss her so much, got used to spending my days playing with her and making stuff and having fun with her, now she's gonna be all grown up, how much will I cry on her first day!
What else is new.....erm....well the band had to sack Mike the drummer due to his commitment issues, but now we have Philip, he fits in fantastically and is a top notch drummer so everyones happy, they had a recording/drinking session yesterday and got 3 songs down which you can find here www.ocdmusic.co.uk
Now we've got to crack on and get some more of there own stuff down properly so I can see my front room becoming a recording studio rather a lot in the next few weeks!
Woohoo holidays are nearly over BRING IT ON!
I've decided also that I'm quite lucky to not be very ill today seeing as I've been permenantly pissed since Friday. Time to lay off the stella and wine for a bit me thinks.... 26/6/2006 Ya what?????? Erm why? I aint updated for fooking ages, get a grip on ya sens I aint that interesting!
Plus none of you have left bloody comments ya bunch of twats
(well one of you did)
your all mad! 12/6/2006 What a weekendFor starters, even though Sven was a tosser,
England won the first match, just,
WOOHOO.
Went to Glynn and Annes to watch the footy and have a bbq,
poor Glynn set two tellys out in the garden but we couldnt see them properly so we all flocked inside to watch it on the
'biggest telly in the world ever'
After the footy we had,
Go-Kart races (me and Matt had a bit of a crash cos I couldnt find the brake and he hit me on his Trike when I did a handbrake turn) then it was GO-Kart time trials,
it came down to Glynn, Matt and Anne racing down the hill to see who was the fastest,
thankfully Anne kicked ass with a 6 seconds dead run
Girls-1 Boys-0
So then we all went on the trampoline, Anne and Chris got on it together but managed to collide and poor Chris smacked his cheek on Annes head and its swollen right up. Matt did a flip but nearly killed himself and was winning till I did it twice and didnt kill myself
Girls-2 Boys-0
Then we had the Hula Hoop challenge, Fran beat everyone by Hula Hooping for 24 seconds!
No one even came close to beating her.
Girls-3 Boys-0
Swingball was next and as Mike smacked it so hard the ball came off and Glynn had to fix it by filling it with drill bits and screws and stuff it got a bit dangerous after Joe hit it so hard again it flew off and Mikes eye nearly got taken out by a flying drill bit, no winner decided.
Then we all sort of played Buzz but we were a bit drunk by then, as far as I remember Krys and Anne came out on top so yet another win for the girls woop woop.
Then we all sat outside as it was about midnight,
me and Anne ligged out drinking on the trampoline and all the boys set their chairs up rouind the telly to watch quiz TV and Glynn spent far too much money ringing it up while everyone shouted out answers, he never got through.
*Hint*
When the first word is
'Gaping'
then
'Shitbox'
is not one of the top five answers unfortunatly.
Did fook all yesterday really, was far too ill to move, had a quick game of garden badminton with Glynn when he popped over but it was a bit windy so I was crapper than normal!
Hope everyone elses weekends were as fun as mine! 7/6/2006 OW!!!!!So I'm a dickhead and I spent too long walking yesterday
(to the pub but thats not the point)
and got slightly burnt,
then did it again today and now i'm very red,
though I've managed to burn me strap marks now so its not as prominent, unfortunatly my head doesnt want to tan so I look like a reet goon with me big fat white head and me overly red top half,
it hurts, and I deserve it,
tomorrow I'll put factor 40 on the rest of me and just fry my head
 5/6/2006 Crispy lobster headSo Its been sunny, woohoo! I managed to sunburn my face and neck on Sat, leaving a lovely white mark on me neck where me necklace was as I'm a gimp and for got to take it off *knobhead* so thinking yesterday would be as nice at Sat was we planned a picnic up to the tops to a place called Yatehome to let the kids play in the pools up there, so I packed a picnic and watched the big black clouds arrive upon on us and lob big raindrops everywhere, not to be beaten I still lobbed all the kids in the car and we all headed off, it was warm, just bloody raining, but we stuck it out and I was determined it would come nice so I wore me vest top and we walked round the res to the pools, so it was still overcast but the rain had stopped and the slight wind wasnt to bad so off went all the boys and lobbed themselves in the water, nutters.
  
Had a lovely time though, all the boys cant wait to go back when its nicer, brought back loads of memorys for me and posh cos we used to spend all our summers up there when we were kids (in the good old days when kids were allowed to play out anywhere without parents worrying like they do now, wow how old do i sound) so it made me finally start to feel summery which is all good, maybe it'll put me in a better mood and clear all the crap out of my head! 26/5/2006 I'm an addictFinally I got round to watching the season 2 finale of 'Lost'.
Kept trying to yesterday but had too many things to do,
OOOOOOH MYYYYY GOOOOODDDD.
I can't talk about it too much cos most of you Lostie fans are only at the beginning of Season 2. Its very good though, but in true Lost stylee its left 6 million unanswered questions,
but answered some big ones too.
Very dramatic!
And also ever so slightly odd.
Wishing I wasnt so far ahead now,
gotta wait all summer till Season 3 starts,
at least I've got the joy of Big Brother to keep me amused while I wait.
(why cant I stop staring at Lea's boobs????? They just aint right) 17/5/2006 Fat lot of good you areI ask you to go look on
and sign the guestbook and let me know what you think and none of you bloody do!
Well now I want you to go again, theres some artwork on the page titled 'Please Vote'
I need to know which sort of style is preffered so I can get on with designing. None of it is the final product its just me arsing about.
My creativity seems to be failing me, maybe because designing a cd cover doesnt invole googly eyes or cutting up cardboard boxes....
Anyway please go vote and leave the boys a comment in the guestbook.
Fanchoo muchly 28/4/2006 Oh lordy!!!
Aghhhhhhhhhh
I got in!!!!!!
I might be an old bint who talks too much and has kids and the like
But they're still giving me a place on the course!!!
How excited am I.
Oh fook I'm gonna be a student
Still cant believe they gave me a place there was only 5 places left when I went for my interview
Never thought one was gonna be mine.
*PROUD OF ME*
Off to celebrate.
I may be drunk soon
23/4/2006 Blurdy heckers!Spend an hour putting too much slap on to take the piss and be barbies (cos I am the original Barbie)
and you all come a flocking,
don't think I've ever had as many visits in one day!
(hardly any comments though tut)
Glad ya all like it,
the hubby thought we were mad,
then we got a bollocking for hanging off the bed,
but we were laughing!
So now we've done Tramp Barbie and
Ghetto Barbie what shall we do next?
I aint doing bloody Beach Barbie,
I don't care what people think of me but by god that sight would give ya nightmares!
And I aint letting my babealicious step daughter do it cos most of you nosying are a bunch of fooking pervs and shes only 15!
Was gonna do Housewife Barbie today and do some baking but I'm Snotbags Barbie instead.
Oh well!
Sure we'll think of sumat for next time she comes.
Glad ya like them fluff you'll have to do a Barbie shoot now! Whit woo!
Jealousy is green and green aint a nice colour it looks like bogies and doesnt go well with pink..... 22/4/2006 Whit bloody wooAint I a lucky step mum!
Got the best looking step daughter in the bloody world!
Take a look at the modelling shots shes just had done!
So we decided to be barbies cos I wanted to model too!
Still don't look as good, but I aint gonna when shes 10 years younger and gravity aint hit yet!
 We are barbie girls in a barbie world18/4/2006 OI OI fookeroosGet to
and support my boys. And you will fooking support them as I'm half of the management!
and as you all know what I say goes 11/4/2006 Bloody holidays2 weeks of kids
Oh joy
(For posh's mates, email me I'll send you the pics of her in a dress so you can see she really does have legs) 3/4/2006 Sexay bedIts built and looks fooking top banana Hubby looks good an all Think the cats like it, they aint got off the bloody thing!
31/3/2006 WoohooGreat googly mooglys
Me beds here
Fooking top banana
Though I cant build a tossing four poster on me own
Arse
Looks like this at the mo
Needs to look built Exciting day!!!!First of all me new bed comes today
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Now aint it just fooking sexay
And today my muncke moves into his new funkalicious house,
its so big I'm gonna have my own Fritha room and it will be all pink and fluffy with a big sign on the door saying Barbies only (me and you then Leah) Hopefully me bed will come in time for me to go help him move his stuff! Though I fully intend to be there tonight to have a few beers in the new Muncke dwelling. Tired today, went to Brighouse last night to a pub called the Barge to listen to loads of bands, its like a free for all, had loads of top people get up and play so if your local go for it on a thursday night was really good. Drank too much wine, so much for not drinking this week! Wheres me bed, want it now!!!!!!!!
Hope you got me email fluff and hope it helped if not I dunno what to try next, worked for David when I told him to do exactly the same, just without the pretty pictures 27/3/2006 Talking about Catch!
Quote Catch! I've realisedI aint written on here for ages, just never have time inbetween making tents for the Bob and being a domestic goddess as I am these days, thanks to the awsome power of the amazing Anthea Turner she's inspired me to buy lots of baskets and *scary thoughts* be organised! That woman is fantastic, I dream to be as she and be the perfect housewife and make towels into turtles and know how to dry tights quickly and efficiently.
All go worship at the church of Anthea
and buy baskets!
So my life is fun filled at the moment then!
Now I'm off to clean my shower with 'Bathroom Power' because it appealed to me in the supermarket.
What the hells happened to me, I used to clean but not be obsessed by fecking cleaning, it got done when I wasnt having fun with Boblet, I think I'm not me anymore, maybe I've been taken over by cleaning aliens, its not good, I want to spend my days making fun things and sticking googly eyes to everything but its gone I've lost my creativity and its been replaced by *sigh* cleanliness!
Not good
Off to kill me self now before the cleaning products fumes do 13/3/2006 *In an Arran stylee*Yo mingers
So the weddings done, the honeymoons over and I'm back to rock your worlds.
Unfortunatly, due to the fact that I've been too busy and dying I aint done nowt to amuse you bunch of mongles so you'll have to wait and see what 'craaaaaaaaaazy' things I get up to in Fritha's magical world of manicness in the coming days.
Suprised my head aint exploded I aint done owt creative for so long!
So fookers, any suggestions?
Daz and Matti I aint making you a life size model of me complete with holes sorry
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