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2006/02/07 Fook me backwardsYesterday I decided I'd try sumat new so instead of doing my normal thing of making boats out of 7 million boxes or finding new ways to cook food I thought fuck it I'll do loads of exercise.
The only muscle ever exercised in my fooking body is me pelvic floor muscle, which could slice a knob in half its that good.
Big bastard mistake, I ache like a prostitutes overused twat today, I cant walk, I feel like I've been shagged all night by that half ton man.
So along with the joy of walking round like a spasticated John Wayne I gotta go to parents evening, what fooking fun, they already think I'm a slag cos I had Tris so young, just gonna confirm that when I walk in with a big smile on me face and my bow legs.
Glynn I'm walking like I've got that metal bar between me legs like those boxing toys you were on about just for a visual impression.
So whats todays plan? well I cant do much seeing as I can only move my fingers. Paint my nails or sumat I suppose, or poke people in the eye?
On the plus side I did lose 3 and a half lb's last night so did sumat right!
Fooking fat fighters, theres some reet beasts up there, I feel rather thin!
On a lighter note the cats getting shagged outside in the garden, here come the kittens.
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